The Wall Street Journal is freaking me out

So for the past two weeks I’ve been receiving The Wall Street Journal. Nothing too weird about that, after all I am an almost thirty middle class white guy (isn’t that the stereotype of a Wall Street Journal reader). It’s not even that weird that I didn’t sign up to receive it, accidents happen. The weird thing is that I’ve been receiving it at the back door of my classroom. My classroom’s back door is nowhere near a road, and it’s on the opposite side of the building from the front. It is just one door of many on the back of a building. Why do I warrant The Wall Street Journal? Is someone trying to tell me something? Is some right wing group trying to sway any crazy left over California ideals I may have? Is there a FOX News watching, Rush Limbaugh listing, Ron Paul loving, conspiracy to gentrify educators new to Colorado? Or is some poor confused newspaper delivery driver using my door for target practice? I don’t know, but I think I’ll report it to the Colorado Democratic Party just incase.

Phil